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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [Please Don't Compare Rankings] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Blurb: I often wonder what it should be like to love someone. Before I went crazy, I thought it meant: I like you, so you have to like me too. Otherwise, I'll kill you. So I killed the first man I ever liked. Then I went half-crazy. After that, I thought: I'm already like this, so what's the point of love? I might as well raise a kid to look after me when I'm old, even if the little brat makes me need chrysanthemum tea every day to cool down. Who knew that, before I could stop him, this little wolf cub would pin me down for good? And then I went completely crazy. One slip brings a lifetime of regret; by the time you look back, a hundred years have passed. Treasure your life, stay away from young men! This is the story of a tsundere little pup who grows into a cunning, loyal big dog, and of his martial-arts-powerhouse great-aunt, who is half-crazy, loves to roast people, and gets pushed down by him! Both are virgins, one-on-one, happy ending! Any cute tropes you like? Any at all? Someone who can't act cute, covered in blood: If you like it, please give it a like! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [Notice Board] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A new novel is in the works. Want a taste? Coming up next: Future Project 1, Future Project 2, Future Project 3 . Give it a click! I'm easy to take care of! Theme: