Prince of Tennis: Right and Wrong, Right and Right (An Unscientific Ancient-Era AU)

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and on it lived a bandit chief. Bandit Chief Sanada lived an easy, carefree life every day, until a great beauty suddenly dropped onto his bed. What? His brothers had found him a bride to keep at the stronghold? And his bride, Yukimura, was actually a hotel owner? Was he going to marry into the family? Sanada's peaceful life in the stronghold was gone forever. Yan, the snarky one who clung to his abacus; Marui, the pastry chef determined to become a manga artist; Kirishima, the little prince who ran away from his wedding to work as a servant; Yagyu, who sold wine by the stove while looking for a wife; Niou, who went looking for romance and ended up paying for it himself; Kuwahara, off in the new north learning the culinary arts. With so many companions, each with a different personality, Sanada's brand-new life as a security guard and designated driver begins! Is it really okay to write this kind of blurb under this username?