Rich Guy, Let's Be Friends!

Tu Hao, male. His name means 'earth rich,' since his Five Elements lack earth. He is the Earth God in charge of land resources in the Heavenly Court. His position isn't high, but because he is one of the richest gods in the entire Divine Realm and also the grandson and favorite of the Heavenly Court's retired former leader, everyone fawns over him. He is the Heavenly Court's resident tycoon! Taishang Laojun: Son, your dad blew up the alchemy furnace again T_T Tu Hao: No big deal. We've still got over twenty thousand high-end alchemy furnaces in the cellar. Matchmaker: Bestie, money's tight lately. I can't even afford half a meter of red string QAQ Tu Hao: No big deal. I'll have a page bring you a few sets of limited-edition, Six Realms wireless red-string routers tomorrow. The Heavenly Court should have gone global ages ago. With the aura of 'I'm a big tycoon, come on over and be my friend,' Tu Hao thrives in the Divine Realm. Until one day, the Heavenly Court undergoes a restructuring, and Tu Hao is thrown into a complete panic. 'Lord of the Land, we can't raise the money. What are we supposed to do T_T' 'What else can we do? Tycoon up ahead, don't go! Let's...' 'Fine.' He turns around, bundles them up, and carries them off. The bottom is here to make you laugh, while the top is cool and scheming. Heavenly Court gossip and amusing tales: it turns out gods have plenty of worries too. Looking for the author: #favorite_1{color:red;font-weight:bold;} Theme: