Students Are Not Human

After failing countless interviews, Yin Ran finally landed a job at a prestigious university, where she became an ordinary campus counselor. But is something a little strange about this university's system? The fact that it's open all night is one thing, but why does none of the students like using the front gate? Student A: Teacher, what should I do if my roommate is an exhibitionist? Teacher Yin: You can threaten to eat him if he doesn't put his clothes back on. Student B: Teacher, my roommate threatened to kill me! Teacher Yin: A verbal threat is still a threat. You can take appropriate precautions... Student C: Teacher, the people in the dorm next door got into a fight and knocked down the wall. I'm going to have a nervous breakdown if I have to face those two all day! Teacher Yin: Why not apply for a room change? Student D: Teacher, I got a new roommate, and I'm afraid he'll claim me, so I haven't been back to my room for a week! Teacher Yin: ...You've been reading too many harem novels... In one sentence: The employment history of someone who thinks they're normal at a university that seems normal. For a clearer picture of the plot, we could also call it