[Crossover] The Librarian's Wrath

Serious blurb: After going years without a promotion, a celestial librarian grows resentful. He finally rises up (in a rather shitty way?) and decides to quit. Before leaving, he resolves to make life difficult for all the bosses who have given him a hard time. He takes the books apart and rebinds them haphazardly, and the once perfectly orderly worlds inside them descend into chaos... Lighthearted blurb: Ma Wencai: "I'm going to catch every butterfly on Peach Blossom Island!" o(￣ヘ￣o#) ~ Huang Yaoshi: (hands him a floral outfit) Since there are no butterflies left on my island, dress up as one and show me! Ma Wencai: QAQ Yaoshi, I was wrong... Eunuch Gao: (horrified) Your Majesty! Young Master Xiao Qing says he wants to knock down the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests during the sacrifice! Xiao Qing: "I'm going to knock down every tower in the world, every last one!" o(￣ヘ￣o#) ~ Qianlong: (rubbing his forehead) ...You silly thing, how many times have I told you? The Temple of Heaven isn't a tower. Yang Guo: (laughing nervously) Um... Brother Xi, it was all Condor Hero's doing. You can't blame me! Ximen Chuixue: Draws his sword. Yang Guo: QAQ (I'm the one getting pinned, so why are you so angry?! Aaaah!!!) Fahai: Namo Amitabha. Tom: Give me back my Horcruxes! I don't want to turn back into a soul, you useless bald monk! What? Why are my eyes red? Because I have Slytherin blood! (puffs out his chest proudly... Wait, no! Why do my eyes turn black when we cultivate together? I don't want them to turn black! Let go of me, you bald monk! Help! QAQ!) Fahai: Namo Amitabha. Aoutman: (His mask hides his expression.) Your underwear is so sexy. Wait... why is it... why is it standing up?! (horrified) Superman: (smiling brightly) Because it saw your pectorals. Aoutman: Don't come over! I didn't mean to tear your underwear, I'm sorry! How about I make it up to you with a pair of ducky underwear, QAQ... No, don't come over either! Don't touch me... Ah... Ahhh... (cough, cough...) Dongfang: You have so many penises. [Σ( ° △ °|||)︴] Little Monster: ... (proud face) Dongfang: Lend me one. (calm face) Little Monster: ... o(╯□╰)o Don't think borrowing one will make you the top! Dongfang: QAQ The plan is for six short stories, though their lengths have yet to be decided. The writing style may change at any time. Other crossovers are still being planned, with no set schedule. All you lovely readers willing to jump into this pit are welcome to speak up and offer your terrible (?) ideas. P.S. Don't be fooled by the blurb! This is not a lighthearted story! I'm genuinely no good at banter, QAQ... P.P.S. Please note!!! This story is entirely OOC!!! It only borrows the settings and deviates drastically from the original works. It's the product of the author's wildly overactive imagination, and some characters are made up (Little Monster: Are you talking about me? = =). If that bothers you, please think carefully before jumping into this pit. If you really can't stand it, click the little red X in the upper right to escape. Please don't feed the author overly aggressive comments. Don't make the author cry into their blanket every day... I've started a new story~~~ Please add it to your favorites~~~ Click the picture or button to enter~ A horror-game escape story~ I can cook and keep your bed warm. Please take me in and add me to your favorites~(≧▽≦)/~ Copyright declaration: I guarantee that I am the copyright owner of this work and that I have published it exclusively on Jinjiang Original Network. Reprinting and adaptations are prohibited. I permanently reserve the right to sue those who pirate this work. Please, pirates, show mercy. (Bows)~