[Star Trek/Star Trek/Transmigrate to the Tang Dynasty] Strategies and Cheats Are All Jokes

Fine wine is hard to pour into a golden goblet; only peerless beauty can surpass its fragrance.

Museum Open Day: a golden wine goblet set with jewels of every color.

The so-called strategy guide:

It says: Welcome to the Mid-Ancient Tang Dynasty.

A friendly reminder: The Golden Wine Goblet strategy begins now. You can head straight ahead to the teahouse twenty steps away, help a little boy who has fallen get back up, and take him to the entrance of the Moon Comes Inn. After that, your wealth value will be maxed out, and you will receive the strategy guide.

Note: Please treat this book with care. The right to use it belongs solely to the strategy guide. Without the book, the strategy cannot be completed. Unauthorized people may not share this book for the purposes of the strategy, or they will be expelled from the country.

Wait, no, what does this have to do with the legendary supreme martial arts manual of the jianghu?

A golden wine goblet and a peerless manual?

P.S. (☆_☆) No CP, just Kirk's personal transmigration. It's extremely chaotic and extremely fictional, so basically, it's nothing but absurdity. It totally has that knockoff feel, and yes, it is a knockoff.

It's pretty lousy, but I still hope someone gets struck by lightning. A slightly artsy opening. The first mate's name will make a cameo, and perhaps, more or less, Tang Sanzang will also make a guest appearance. (☆_☆) This is going in an increasingly terrible direction.

Wuxia style, tsk, actually, it's fake wuxia. No need for hardcore fact-checkers; the character-breaking specialist is still at it.

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