The Clinic of an Unlicensed Mental Therapist: I Have No Friends, Only You

The first time.

Me: "Mm, your friend?"

Him: "..."

The second time.

Me: "He's a good friend."

Him: "I don't have any friends."

The third time.

He came to see me. "Do whatever you want. I can't help you anymore. Go find your other friends."

Him: "I don't have any friends. I only have you."

Me: "..."

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