Serious blurb: Transmigration is a serious matter. Don't look down on the serious word "transmigration" just because it's become an overused trope these days! In an era when you can transmigrate through a car crash, drowning, stepping on a manhole cover, clicking a webpage... and even eating instant noodles [Hey, is that really a trope...?], a protagonist who doesn't transmigrate in a transmigration novel is a rare treasure! That's right, you read that correctly: this is a transmigration novel, but the protagonist doesn't transmigrate... So you must think a supporting character does, right? This novel is also known as The Protagonist Doesn't Transmigrate, What's Wrong with This World, My Surname Is Hong but I'm Not a Matchmaker, and The Matchmaking Agency Is Next Door, Thanks... If you didn't understand the blurb, congratulations, because I didn't understand it either, and I'm the author.
Snarky blurb: When Hong Liang opened his eyes and saw men and women in clothes from every country and era wandering all over the streets, he thought he had transmigrated. But of course that was impossible. He hadn't been in a car crash or drowned, he hadn't stepped on a manhole cover, and he certainly hadn't carelessly clicked some option asking, "Want to know the meaning of life?" Most importantly, he had not eaten instant noodles today! So he hadn't transmigrated. Yep, he hadn't transmigrated. So what the heck is this blurb? Can't you just write it properly? Sheesh!
That's all. ...A Qi clenches her fist. This is a very serious novel! You guys have to believe me! Click on the right and you'll have good luck tomorrow. Really, I'm not lying. Watching the clouds roll by, A Qi asks for your support~~
The little swallow turns into a little swallow... And just silently...