Author: "I heard my friend had a tumor and got surgery for it."
Erzi: "What? Your friend is carrying a dragon egg?!"
Author: "Pfft... Erzi, enough. Where did your IQ go?"
Erzi: "If you can come up with someone like me, can your IQ really be any better?"
Author: "Anyone who doubts the author's IQ can go commit seppuku!!!"
Erzi: "I'm not doubting it. Your IQ really does have a problem."
Author (looking solemn): "You won't be getting any more scenes." (trying to act cool)
Erzi: "I won't give in!!"
Author: "Grandma, Erzi won't listen. He wants to marry..."
Grandma: "Hmm?…"
Erzi: "You win, Author... Grandma is like this..."
Let me make this clear... This story isn't serious. It's mostly silly banter, maybe a bit clueless, maybe a bit crazy. The plot is a complete train wreck, so be prepared, and please don't flame me. Maybe 2,000-plus words is my limit, LOL.
