[Crossover] Arrancar

All right, after opening two story pits, I shamelessly opened another one..

I originally wrote this on Baidu Tieba, and now I've moved it here.

I'm no good at writing blurbs, so please don't hit me if you don't like it.

Chizuru: Hey, Harribel, you're really a shut-in who's been single forever, aren't you? You're always online begging people to beat you up and take care of you... those loli girls. Aren't you afraid Young Master Kazama will [beep] you? [Picks nose]

Harribel replies to Chizuru: Oh no~ My adorable Chizuru! How could you expose my embarrassing secrets?! QAQ Kazama would never be that cruel!! @Golden Eyes... And what's with that weird [beep] and picking your feet?! I told you not to hang around with Nnoitra all the time. Look what he's done to you!! @One-Eyed Mantis

Kazama replies to Harribel: [Draws sword]

Nnoitra replies to Harribel: Tch, Harribel, enough already! If you've got the guts, fight me!

Grimmjow: Phew~ Just popping in~ @Green Flower Iceberg, look, look, that guy [emphasis] is trying to get himself killed again~ XD

Ulquiorra replies to Grimmjow: Ah.

Harribel replies to Kazama: No, no! Young Master, stay calm!! You're the only one I'll ever love in this life!!!

Harribel replies to Nnoitra: Enough from you, too! Give me back my sweet, adorable Chizuru!

Harribel replies to Grimmjow: Hey, hey, Grimm Six! Who are you saying is trying to get himself killed? You're breaking my heart, you know!

Harribel replies to Ulquiorra: Ulquiorra! Watching without getting involved is bad behavior, waaah!

Starrk: Yaaawn, I'm so sleepy... By the way, what did I miss? Lilynette isn't online... Harribel, tell me you didn't drag Lilynette off again!

Harribel replies to Starrk: No, no! Uncle Starrk, I'm not that shameless!

Everyone: Enough already!!