Battle Through the Heavens: Wu Er Wu Er

Not a gender-swap story. The whole thing looks cheerful, silly, and all over the place. In truth, it really is cheerful, silly, and all over the place. Beneath the relationship between Ulquiorra and Xiao Yan lies a world-shaking secret (though even the author has forgotten what it is). The seemingly incidental Yue Shi and Xin Yue, the icy Ulquiorra, and the somewhat silly, twisted Xiao Yan all feature in this chaotic parody. Pairing: Ulquiorra x Xiao Yan If you don't like it, there's nothing I can do. This is just the author's self-indulgence, after all. It's obvious that the two characters in the main top's name have been censored. I have no idea what to do about it. The whole text is full of asterisks, and it's giving me a headache. I wrote this in middle school, and trying to edit it now feels like playing some kind of embarrassing game. Oh, I can't! (covers face) Oh, I forgot to thank my dearest friend for the cover. It only took me several years to realize... Ahem, feel free to sneak a peek at my other works. It's locked as if I've written a ton of explicit stuff... Damn this stupid review system. If I were an expert at writing smut, would I post on Jinjiang? It even censored my title... What's wrong with "Ul-quiorra"? Is it some kind of new and exciting thing? Theme: