[Crossover] Survival Guide for Desperate Situations

He Lan, male, has had a pretty smooth life... except he accidentally used up all his good luck because of a brat. He Miao is that brat. He casually filled out a questionnaire and accidentally handed his own brother over to a bunch of aliens for experiments. The experiment is called: Survival in Desperate Situations. Its purpose is to survive against all odds. And so He Lan has to play anime characters who are destined to die, and, according to his brat's tastes, do his best to build "good relationships" and "get along lovingly" with them. When necessary, he must "give them a little torment" to soothe the fragile hearts of the departed, all while living carefully and making sure he doesn't get himself killed one day through carelessness. On top of that, he has to put up with some aliens' mind-boggling worldviews that are enough to drive anyone mad... All kinds of "doomed" characters + bizarre "last words" + a powerful warrior race that can't survive without snarking = Life, why are you so enchanting? Intelligent life has always been curious about the secrets of survival, and kept exploring them. So what survival tips will Earthling He Lan show everyone? First, this is a snark-filled story, with His Highness x He Lan as the pairing ^^^^^ Second, this story was born from the author's grievances. There are always characters so adorable you could die, only for the official creators to wave a pen and kill them off! So I was like (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻. I hammered away at the keyboard, thinking, "If you make me feel this way, I'll change the ending, no matter what~" New story, original danmei, supernatural, alternate history, healing. Please adopt me, aaah~ #favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Here's my author page, please adopt me!! →→ Theme: