Blurb:
After the war, Harry moves into the Gryffindor prefects' room. Every day, a crowd of little lions blocks the door, so the impatient door starts asking them all sorts of personal questions about Harry to get rid of them. If they can't answer, they can't go in. If they answer correctly, then... they have to answer the next question... (The prefects' door insists it's innocent. The Chosen One himself told me not to let them in, dear!!!)
After the prefects' door has asked countless questions, like how many times the Chosen One pulled weeds at his aunt and uncle's house, how many meals he cooked, and how many friendly exchanges he had with Dudley, and after the little lions have given it countless friendly pats, a big, pitch-black bat appears in front of the prefects' door?!!
So the prefects' room asks all sorts of delightfully personal questions, like whether the Chosen One likes men or women, and whether he likes students or teachers...
And so the big bat starts having complicated feelings about the Chosen One...
(Note: This is a short, clean story, and it is firmly Snarry.)
