[The Lord of the Rings] A Guide to Raising a Fake Hamster

[Main Story]

A story about Thranduil, who turns into a hamster, and Elrond, who is turned into a hamster... (Honestly, I don't know how to sum it up either, so don't take my word for it...)

[Before You Read]

1. This story was born from a random idea I came up with while chatting with a friend. √

2. The writing style changes abruptly all the time, so you may find yourself thinking, "What the hell is this?!" or "Did I start reading this the wrong way?!"

3. This is not a serious drama, and the characters may differ from their original portrayals as the plot requires. If you're a die-hard canon purist, please click away now before you get scarred. _(:з"∠)_

4. You can basically read this as a fairy tale. √

5. It's all about pranks, with lots of father-son interactions. √

6. The only pairing in the whole story is Elrond x Thranduil (how well that comes across remains to be seen...). This pairing is more like a hidden Easter egg, so you'll have to imagine and discover it for yourself. √

7. When I write stories based on silly ideas rather than serious drama, my style is always bizarre and my tastes are odd. And, as mentioned in point five, although this story does involve a pairing, don't expect any smut. √

8. Scattered throughout are details from Tolkien's notes, the movie, and the novels, as well as behind-the-scenes features, interviews, filming diaries, magazine interviews, and so on... Of course, my own changes and wild ideas make up most of it... The commentary is full of my own personal takes! So this is definitely not an educational guide! (I doubt anyone would think it was...) If you want to learn about the canon, go read the original works! _(:з"∠)_

9. If you still recklessly click on this, or accidentally open it, despite these clearly stated warnings, and it ends up traumatizing you, I recommend closing it immediately and cleansing your eyes by reading the original works. =3= √

10. If you've read all the warnings and think you can handle it, then I hope you enjoy reading! √