[Harry Potter] Eggy's Woes

A story about a group of outstanding wizards, starting with the Professor, hatching out of Easter eggs. W You Muggles, don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're as big as trolls! Doing strange things? Not a chance, how annoying! All you outstanding wizards, now tiny enough to fit in the palm of a hand, please face the trials of modern society! W Can you all still have fun in the modern Muggle world? Will strange people do strange things to you, now that you're only palm-sized? (That's enough!) Will old rivals still get into all-out fights when they meet in this life? (Hey, hey!) Come on, all you outstanding wizards! Into the bowl you go! Mwah! P.S. The pairings are Lucius x Professor, Gellert x Albus, and Lion Founder x Snake Founder. Don't hold back on the favorites and comments! The author can take it!! (Gets beaten to death.)