Let Me Be Cute for You

In an age when mistresses, second mistresses, and all sorts of affairs have been legalized, can you find a devoted, faithful puppy of a man? Even if you do, someone else will have already led him away!

What can you do? Join Emei, a great workplace where you'll never have to worry about unemployment. Set up matches for women desperate to marry, hold experience-sharing sessions for committed singles, and every now and then, bring home an abandoned child to raise.

But where did this bizarre father and son come from? Why do they keep calling me "Mother" and "Wife"? Hey, don't go assigning relationships at random. Confucius said it's wrong to call someone your mother when she's not; he also said it's even more wrong to call someone your wife when she's not!

Fine, I'll compromise. You can act cute, but you can't call me Mother!

In short, a marriage case sparked by a purse. Watch an adorable little dumpling win himself a wonderful mother!

A cute little dumpling's antics, part one

One night, the little dumpling asked for a bedtime story.

A certain woman recited a line from Dream of the Red Chamber: "Either none of them comes, or they all come. If they came one at a time, you today and me tomorrow, so that someone came every day, wouldn't that be wonderful!"

After listening, the little dumpling muttered to himself, "Holidays should either never happen or all happen. If they came one at a time, you have a holiday today and I have one tomorrow, so someone had a holiday every day, wouldn't that be wonderful!"