[The Lord of the Rings + V for Vendetta] God's Gift

[Main Content]:

After an accident went awry, Thranduil fell into the world of V for Vendetta, where V, whose (conscience) (beauty) (has not) (faded), took him home and raised him (crossed out).

P.S. This is a wildly deranged crossover crack pairing. The author has given up on treatment... My original intention was simply to see Elrond make breakfast for the king while wearing a floral apron. Also, V is played by Hugo Weaving, and the actor who plays Elrond is him too. The cover isn't Scarlett Johansson holding a red rose, just a picture I found at random...

[Reader Advisory]:

1. A deranged crack pairing, purely a treatment-abandoned fantasy play.

2. The pairing is Elrond x Thranduil. This is a crossover pairing with an extreme boundary-bending structure, so consider this a level-ten warning.

3. A crack-fic fanfic, no explicit content, no smut, not a serious drama. Fans who believe the original canon is paramount, please leave immediately.

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