Kiss Me and Fall in Love

Mai Puxi graduated from Washington University in St. Louis at fifteen. By sixteen, she had earned three PhDs and mastered a variety of musical instruments and 36 languages. Her IQ is 200, but her EQ is... Don't think a girl like her must be ugly or covered in acne. At three, Miss Mai was cuddled and fussed over like a china doll by a crowd of old ladies. At five, she was chased by a pack of little kids at kindergarten and came home every day with her face covered in spit. By twelve, she had received enough LOVE LATTERS to fill a cargo hold. Every day, a huge pile could be seen on the road leading to her home, much to the displeasure of the street-sweeping ladies... As the saying goes, no one, young or old, male or female, is spared. But rebellious as she is, she doesn't like this princess-like life. So when her dear daddy arranged a political engagement, she played the ostrich and ran away...

She came alone to Manchester, disguised herself with ugly makeup to hide her disastrous face, and had barely any cash left. And so this scene unfolded: a thin girl dragging her suitcase down the street in a daze, a sight to melt anyone's heart. Then their car hit her, and she crashed right into their hearts...

P.S. Who are they? Obviously, English boys so handsome they could shake the heavens and make the gods weep! They're WIN, the most popular group in Britain right now. I wonder if our silly heroine can handle them. (By “silly,” I mean her EQ, of course.)