My Lord, May You Wash Your Splendor in the Auspicious Lotus

There are endless feuds between the righteous and the wicked.

"Sorry, we're not on the same side."

"I like you, so I don't care what side you're on!"

"I..."

"Your sword will pierce me, won't it? Right here. That's fine. Dying by your sword would be a romantic way to go."

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Hey, let's get married."

Lighthearted and fun, entirely fictional. History buffs, don't take it too seriously. Updates will stop once school starts, so enter at your own risk.