[Hashirama and Madara] The Founders of Konoha in the Present Day

Set in the original story's world, a long sequel with a slow build. Everyone comes back to life. Expect absurd, lighthearted parody that stays true to the original, with occasional angst. The main pairing is Hashirama and Madara, with multiple pairings, mostly among the Uchiha trio. The plot is nonsensical, and the characters are a little... out of character. The main storyline follows Hashirama and Madara: the love and hate between the old ancestors, the younger generation's various squabbles, and everyone joining hands to build a brighter future for Konoha. I can't promise big chunks of meat, but there should probably, maybe, possibly be a little meat! [I'm hopeless at writing steamy scenes. Nothing is more miserable than being pushed to write them...] There are plenty of typos in this fic, and sometimes I still can't catch them even after rereading several times. Please bear with me. P.S. Ever since I fell for these two big, rough guys, my sense of decency has never meant much to me. P.P.S. Wait, is this even a blurb?