"Smack!" Yan Huan, who was just about to nod off, was startled awake and bolted upright. She saw the scene before her and, still half asleep and half drunk, looked at Wu Xin, whose hand was slammed down on the table. (Actually, I want to ask: did that hurt your hand?)
Yan Huan timidly asked, "W-what's... what's going on, Xin? Let's not do anything rash, okay?" Wu Xin ignored her and said to Yan Ci, "If you dare bully my best friend or cheat on her, I'll fucking ruin your whole life." Damn, that was badass. Applause! A whole lot of applause!
"If I, Yan Ci, ever cheat, I'll go to Thailand and never come back!" he said drunkenly, half serious and half joking. Han Yu said excitedly, "Ladyboys in Thailand are pretty great~"
"Uh, uh, let's call it a night. Wu Xin, I'll take him home first, okay? He gets drunk whenever he drinks, and he can't drive like that."
After saying that, Yan Huan really had become the kind of person who valued romance over friendship. But he really couldn't hold his liquor.
Yan Huan's driving... wow~ She only barely passed her driving test after four or five tries. Once, she nearly wrecked Yan Ci's Chevrolet. Uh, uh, guess what kind of accident will happen this time? (Editor, tell me, please? [Pleading]) Ahem, that's a secret.
2B, Cao Mu Ma 2B doesn't explain the black fungus