[Crossover] Give Me a Decent Corpse

Blurb (fake): This is the story of a System that gains the ability to think and goes looking for a body. Yep, that's it!

Blurb: The standards for a good corpse... Oh, no! The standards for a good body are... Beep beep beep. System update in progress...

A house in the city, a car at home, money in your pocket, connections above you... Yeah, something like that...

Search complete. Corpse found. Oh, no! Acquiring body...

I was updating too quickly, so there were hardly any comments. I've decided! From now on, I'll be taking the slow-updates route!

My other new story, which is more or less the one I'm mainly working on now.