The Wolf Came Riding a Bamboo Horse

By a twist of fate, Wei Guo saved the life of Fu Xiaosi, an unlucky child who was drowning. The great immortal said, "There was no helping it. That person was meant to drown right there, but your child stubbornly saved him. He was destined for great wealth and honor, but now he's had to share half his good fortune with that person. He'll just have to make do with the rest of his life." From then on, misfortune never left Wei Guo...

Loyal, impulsive top x adorably clueless, long-suffering bottom

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"What the Heck Do I Do About the Giant Python Stalking Me?!"

A thousand-year-old giant python returns to the human world and sets its sights on an adorably clueless little snake with a strange illness. The problem is, the little snake doesn't even know he's a demon. Every night, he sleepwalks through new ways to get himself killed: chopping off his own hand, taking pills, turning on the gas, or leaping from his tenth-floor penthouse...

Wait! How is he still alive after all that?! And what exactly is that "person" who keeps staring at him?!

Gu Shixian: "Did I say you could die now?"

Shen Si: "...Even so, you don't have to keep squeezing me, do you?"

Gu Shixian: "I'm checking where you'd be easiest to bite."

Shen Si: "…"

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"Who Says Rabbit Demons Can't Be Alluring?"

Blurb: The new boss who just parachuted in is actually a soft, herbivorous pushover?!

At work, he's all serious and abstinent, but after work, he dances on a pole to help make ends meet?!

Besides being useless, soft, and broke, Director Bai also seems to have a quiet crush on a little white tiger.

"Being Reborn Isn't Worth It"

The "Wandering Little Prince," who was surrounded by admirers, strode through life with a swagger, and joked that he'd given up being the boss years ago, has been reborn.

Now all he has is a dimwitted lackey. Seeing his own peerlessly beautiful face in the mirror, so delicate and flamboyant, Bai Gui is drunk...

"Zheng Songyuan, am I getting more and more girly?"

"...Boss, don't ask me."

"Who have I slept with?"

"...I don't know."

"Aren't you with me every day? How the hell do you not know who got me pregnant?!!"

"Boss, sit down first. Don't do anything that might harm the baby..."

"…Go get my thermos."

He's trying to become a health-conscious, law-abiding citizen, so why do all kinds of heroes keep refusing to let him live?!

With an ambush ahead and pursuers behind, he has to flee with a lackey who acts harmless but is secretly plotting against him. Being reborn isn't worth it!

Couple: A seemingly flirtatious but actually good-natured, peerlessly beautiful "big shot" bottom x an outwardly honest but secretly sly and calculating "lackey" top

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