[Showbiz] Ghosts Come Every Time I Sing

Never in his life did Kwon Ji Yong imagine he'd run into such a weirdo, someone who was genuinely not right in the head. Out of a desire to help others, he indignantly sent her straight to a mental hospital. From then on, cats saw fish and dogs saw meat, but Ultraman still never fell in love with a little monster. One day, Kwon the leader appeared on Night Heart, All the Time again. Kang Ho Dong: Ji Yong, I hear you've found someone lately. Can you tell everyone how you felt when you first met? Mr. Kwon (grinning): It was... unbearable to look at. Kang Ho Dong: Why? Did your heart start pounding when you saw her? Captain Kwon: It did, but... Kang Ho Dong: What was your first impression? Did you want to have her right away? Captain Kwon (trying not to laugh): No. My first impression was... that she seemed crazy. Kang Ho Dong: Did you change your mind later? Captain Kwon: Later, I realized she really was crazy. Seven in the morning. Mr. Kwon: You're up, good. I'm heading to work. Breakfast is on the table. Miss Li: Who are you? Mr. Kwon: I hid all the money and chocolate. You're not allowed to eat any today, or your teeth will hurt again tonight. Miss Li: Who are you, anyway? Mr. Kwon (kissing her at the corner of her mouth): Behave yourself at home, you dingus. I'm off. Miss Li (instantly alert): Kwon Ji Yong, who are you calling a dingus? P.S. I can't compete with you hardcore fact-checkers, so please don't laugh at this foolish human. I love digging holes and filling them in. If you want to follow my writing as soon as possible, you can favorite the author.