[When Love Talks] Professor, Remember to Pick Up Your Package!

The day Jing Bo stepped onto the podium to accept the Nobel Prize in Physics, he thanked many people: his parents, friends, assistants, and even his students. He sincerely thanked every single person who had helped him. Someone noticed that the only person he hadn't thanked was his wife. After returning to Hong Kong, he was swarmed by reporters as soon as he left the airport. Their barrage of questions was as dramatic as a prime-time melodrama. The professor smiled helplessly and was just about to speak when his phone suddenly rang. He answered, and a gentle, melodious female voice came through: "Hello, is this Mr. Jing? The item Mrs. Jing ordered from us has arrived. When would you be available to pick it up?" Jing Bo smiled with practiced elegance. "Thank you. I'll come by as soon as I can." Question: What phrase does Professor Jing Bo hear most often in his life? Answer: "Professor, your wife's package has arrived!" This story was started for Yuan Lan Xin Luo. Happy birthday, my dear! May you always be happy. ╭(╯3╰)╮ Please read these notes before starting: 1. This story breaks up the canon pairing. I won't vilify the Fierce Sister, but she may become a background character. Please click X if that's not for you. Thank you. 2. The author has all sorts of gaps in general knowledge, so this story may contain plenty of jokes based on basic facts. Corrections are welcome. Theme: