Don't Be So Proud

The literary version:

Whoever falls in love first loses.

But remember this:

Neither victory nor defeat is set in stone.

Don't be so proud, or you'll be doomed to lose everything.

The facepalm version:

The journey of a little lady leveling up and fighting monsters until she becomes an icy, haughty girl.

The absurd version:

A story about someone going from pursuing to being pursued, a fine steed that won't eat the grass behind it, and a lesson in how humility is a virtue.