I raised my head and looked up. The sky was a black curtain, without moon or stars.
This was the human realm's night sky, filled with Freon. Two-thirds of the stars in the heavens could not light up the human realm. Even the demon realm shone more brightly. The human realm of today was practically hell, with only twenty-four hours of darkness missing. The Lord wept silently over it.
Suddenly, the Freon-filled night sky lit up as bright as day. Of course, it wasn't because the Freon had mutated. Nor was it the brightest morning star of days gone by. It was simply...
This was a feature unique to the human realm, found nowhere else. Humans had invented a word that wasn't really a word. They called it... UFO.
Demon Kings have black wings too. The high-ranking ones even have six. Pluck off the black feathers, brush on some oil, coat them in honey, sprinkle on some cumin, and roast them until they're done. They'll naturally smell delicious, and surely be no worse than these chicken wings.
I hear there's a kind of chicken in the human realm that the demon realm calls a fallen chicken. Normal chickens have scruffy yellow feathers and white meat, but fallen chickens have white feathers and black meat... There were once fallen angels who envied this kind of chicken, but it only existed in ancient times. That's why this type of chicken is called a fallen chicken.
But everyone knows this is just the ancient fallen angels fooling themselves. The chicken itself never fell.
[Maybe multiple couples: Lucifer x Beelzebub, Mammon x Belial, alien x □ maniac?! All right, I'm just bored and have too much to say. The real male lead doesn't appear until chapter five... Awkward. Of course, whether you skim the earlier parts or not, well, that's up to you.]
