The Mountains and Rivers Fall Silent Forever

[Literary Version]:

The moment the countless palaces of the Ninth Heaven came crashing down, this entangled lifetime was destined to last forever.

In their past life, he had the power to slay gods and destroy Buddhas, yet he still couldn't reclaim the lost heart beneath the sala tree.

Reborn for a second time, she devoted a lifetime of glory, only to build a city of broken hearts.

At the summit of the mountains, sword pointed at the heavens: My fate is mine to command, not Heaven's.

Ride through a thousand autumns. Halt at the boundless frontier. Who will carry the empire beneath the sky and kneel at my feet?

"A thousand years ago, you came from the mortal world, tenderly in love with me. A thousand years later, you left, stripped of all your splendor, casting me aside like dust."

"I carry countless thoughts of you in my heart. No matter how many times I'm broken, they will never fade. Whether I triumph or fail in this life, let the world judge me. The one thing I cannot bear is that you don't love me."

"I've traveled across mountains and rivers, admired the full moon over the vast sea, and tasted a thousand cups of fine wine, yet I still can't forget the world of martial heroes I shared with you so many years ago."

Behold, this tale, where mountains and rivers lie forever silent.

[Absurd Version]:

One scheming seme, one queenly uke, one fake goody-goody, and one chuunibyou.

Oh, mercy! Is there not a single normal person left in this age?

(A big shot from ancient times) Final words: "Good comrade, don't worry. Anyone who won't come with you, I'll make come with me!"

Storm heaven and earth, trample the bosses, and take on the great gods in a crisis.

You scheme openly and plot in secret? I'll get you back sooner or later.

Pretend to be innocent and act cute? That's disgusting.

Try to steal my man? Go ahead and see what happens.

Slash my tires? I'll smash your head!

"You're the only woman in the world who dares to brush me off."