Forcing a Demon to Become an Immortal

Zong Zong probably never imagined, not even in her wildest dreams, that she was just a little lingzhi mushroom living an honest life on Yunhuang Mountain, digging the earth, growing vegetables, and making do on her own. Guided by the principles of honesty and mutual help, she once found a turkey roasted to about 70 percent done while turning the soil. Heaven knows, she only meant to nurse him back to health so he could keep company with the only old hen she had, and stop the noisy bird from crowing every day like a rooster and thinking she was both male and female. Who could have guessed this half-cooked turkey was actually a mighty deity, and would force her to cultivate immortality??

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He stared at her with misty eyes: Are you going to cultivate immortality or not?

She scratched at the ground with both claws and tried to console herself through her misery. Tu Zong Zong, if you let yourself get fooled again by that harmless-looking little face of his, you'll be the stupidest lingzhi in the demon world.

So she steeled herself. She felt she had transcended the mundane world and stood outside the Five Phases. She heard herself say, "I'm not cultivating."

"Oh?" He lowered his head and gazed at her with a sorrowful expression. "Zong Zong, what did you just say?"

Uh... Tu Zong Zong's voice seemed to squeeze its way out of her throat. "I'm not cultivating."

He raised his head, his chin lifting in an elegant arc, and smiled. "Is that so~!"

He yawned, his eyes unfocused, and drew an arc with one hand. Golden light flashed, and three young attendants appeared among the clouds. "Take her away."

"Yes, Your Lordship."