Plane-hopping: Thanks for Shopping, Dear

He was just an ordinary shut-in who loved money but wasn't greedy, running a Taobao shop. Every day, he enjoyed stocking and shipping goods from his little general store and teasing people now and then. Who could have guessed that when a lightning tribulation came crashing down at a crooked angle, he wouldn't die? Instead, he inexplicably gained a cloud that could carry him through somersaults. One somersault sliced through dimensions and took him straight to the center of the universe. So, is this where all the pocket dimensions are gathered? Well, since there are so many people from different dimensions here, I might as well go back to my old line of work and set up a street stall selling general goods. Who knew my little stall would spread so far before I knew it, and the Super Dimensional Trading Company would be born? I went from an unknown nobody to the year's most legendary figure. My business is booming, but there's just one thing I can't get over: I was the one who pinned down the Tribulation Cloud Ancestor, so why am I still the bottom?! This makes no sense! Damn it! … The miserable version of the blurb … -- Dear~ Would you like to take a look at our latest XXXXX? -- I told you that nickname is only for me. Do you want to be punished again? -- … Dear customer, would you like to take a look at our latest XXXXX? -- Hmm? -- … Esteemed customer, would you like to take a look at our latest XXXXX? -- Hmm. Come here. Turn around and face me, then say those three words again. -- … -- Hmm? -- Darling~ Dear~ Don't be mad~ Dear, I love you most of all~~ Come give me a kiss, mwah! (...Hey!~ Are you two selling anything or not?~) #favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} #favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}