Wu Yan was just an ordinary college student who liked playing video games. So why was he so unlucky? He ran into a senior who had turned into a vengeful ghost while going to the bathroom, got possessed by a perverted ghost on a trip, and almost got eaten by a monster while out for a walk.
Wu Yan: "Author, why am I so unlucky?"
Author: "How are you unlucky? Look, when you met a vengeful ghost, your seme saved you. When you met a perverted ghost, your seme saved you. When you met a monster, your seme saved you again."
Wu Yan: "Fine, then let me be the one who tops everyone."
Author: "Well..." The semes raise their bricks. "That's never going to happen~"
The semes nod in satisfaction and drag Wu Yan into the room.
Wu Yan: "Author, I hate you! Ah~~ Don't touch me there!"
Author: "Oh~ They're all going at it together today. I like it."
P.S. This is a threesome story.