HP: Helen's Heart

The boulder at the cliff's edge became my final resting place. But the person who promised to love me had long since become unrecognizable. If even the soul is incomplete, how can I keep a promise sworn upon our souls? When I woke up, had I really transmigrated? A vampire! I'd become a red-haired, red-eyed vampire! I'm gonna cry~ I don't want to live on blood every day without being able to taste anything! What's hiding in the kitchen? Goblins among a bunch of magical beasts? Or... house-elves! I've transmigrated into HP, but this is way too early! Little Harry, your great-grandma can only put you in diapers. What brand do you like? Damn it! Adrian is bullying me again! Why is the Whomping Willow so gentle? Did I make all the unicorns depressed? A huge Thestral is flying right at me, help! Huh, why is that weird-looking giant spider rolling around on the ground... Could you please stop acting all creepy and cuddling up to me like that? Little phoenix, eat some onions and have a good cry. It'll flush out the toxins and make you feel great~~ Thirteen, you're a golden dragon, so why are you speaking with such a strong Henan accent? You're scaring the children! Hey, you there, dragon, give me a ride to Diagon Alley... Oh, come on, don't all follow me like abandoned puppies. You're supposed to be dangerous, powerful, proud magical creatures. Have some dignity! So Dumbledore used to be a cute little boy, too~~ What, you want me to teach Care of Magical Creatures? Is there anything in it for me? ...Severus has gotten taller. Not bad~ What, Potter and Black are causing trouble again? Lupin, you need to take your potion. I'll look after Poppy. You go shopping with Minerva~~ Hogwarts' daily morning run: I look on with a smug grin as Poppy Pomfrey holds a whip~ Is that so? Exercise really is the key to good health! This story is all over the place, with a darkly scheming saintly heroine and all kinds of adorable animals. Magical creatures really are powerful. Watch the Vampire Queen take over Hogwarts!