The Melancholy of Zhang San, Across Worlds

[Zhang San!] The voice was full of gritted teeth... "Looking for Li Si? Turn left when you leave, thanks!" I waved carelessly, wearing a thoroughly nonchalant expression... [Go look for your sister!] "My sister hasn't been fertilized yet, so you won't find her..." I spread my hands at the empty air, looking utterly helpless... All right, this is a transmigration story. Since the author has no morals and no limits, a mix of everything is best~ P.S. This is a massive pit, and updates will be so slow you can't imagine it. Watch your step before jumping in~ Hehe,