A Handbook for Winning Over the Male God

* A sweet little story about mutual pining, 1v1, happy ending

Sharp-tongued doctor x timid girl

When they were children, he was the bane of her existence, the "other people's kid" her mother used to lecture her with.

He shot up taller than her, but she didn't care.

He came first in their grade, and she scoffed.

He walked her home, and she thought... maybe he wasn't so bad. Maybe he was even kind of handsome?

Somehow, without her noticing, he became the person she automatically searched for the moment she entered the classroom.

And for some reason, their eyes always seemed to meet.

This is a long, quiet crush and a tomboy's comeback. Learn the right way to win over your dream guy.

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One day after they were married, Zhong Shinian and Xia Tian both had the day off, so they decided to drive out to the suburbs and take the cat for a walk.

Not long after they set off, Zhong Shinian started munching on the bread they'd packed for their picnic in the passenger seat.

Xia Tian asked in puzzlement, "Didn't you just eat breakfast? Are you hungry again already?"

Zhong Shinian replied, "When I need to pee, I always feel like eating something to soak it up."

Xia Tian was silent for two seconds, then calmly reached for the navigation system to look for a restroom along the way. "Then why not have a drink too, and fight poison with poison?"

Currently serializing: Desensitization Plan

* "Unfilial" mean big sister x sweet-on-the-outside, scheming-on-the-inside little brother, pure romance, 1v1, happy ending

The year they first met, Lin Qing was thirteen, a little tyrant who made trouble wherever she went.

Lu Ming was ten, a fair-skinned, delicate young master.

When her fellow students bullied the little master in an alley, the neighborhood's little overlord stood up for him with a furious shout. That was how their friendship began.

But afterward, Lin Qing only found him troublesome.

"Don't follow me around. I didn't help you because I wanted to. I just can't stand them. Men are all rotten!"

Lu Ming had held back his tears the whole time, but her verdict left him blushing with panic.

"Men... what about me?"

Seeing the little dumpling's voice turn tearful, Lin Qing grew even more annoyed.

"Oh, I didn't mean you. What kind of man are you? I told you to stop following me!"

"I count!" The young master was so handsome that even when he got angry, he was adorable. "And I'm the best kind of man in the whole world!"

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Years later, they meet again. Lu Ming has outgrown his childhood softness and become a charming, refined, strikingly handsome young man from a distinguished medical family, already well known in the medical world.

Lin Qing, meanwhile, has been diagnosed with cancer.

If cancer suddenly became part of your life, what would you regret?

After thinking it over, Lin Qing decides it's probably that she's never been in love and has never been with a man.

So she grabs her diagnosis and storms into Lu Ming's office.

For once, Lin Qing's eyes grow red in front of someone.

"Dr. Lu, this is my one last wish. I want you to help me fulfill it."

But now their positions are reversed. Lu Ming remains unmoved, clutching her test results as he sternly replies,

"Sorry, I'm not in the mood."

Lin Qing's hopes are dashed, but before she can even feel disappointed, Director Lu has whisked her straight onto the operating table.

When the surgery is over, everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

Lin Qing can't help praising Lu Ming's professional judgment as a doctor.

But no one knows that the night before her surgery, Lu Ming paced the corridor outside her hospital room until dawn.

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Lin Qing is discharged without a hitch. A few months later, she returns to the hospital for her scheduled follow-up.

But Lu Ming intercepts her halfway there and produces a bouquet of roses.

Lin Qing puts on her sunglasses.

"Sorry, I'm allergic to romance."

...Then how about a different approach?

Lu Ming catches up again and slips her a small card.

Suite XX

Lin Qing loves no one:

"Sorry, I'm allergic to men, too."

AKA Director Lu of the Allergy Clinic: It's not a serious problem. Let's get that desensitization treatment started.

An allergist, treating every kind of allergy.

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Everyone sees Director Lu as the perfect gentleman in public, but no one knows how captivating those flirtatious eyes become when he falls in love.

Lu Ming's hot breath brushes Lin Qing's earlobe, his deep, mellow voice full of wicked satisfaction. "Happy with the results of your desensitization, Sis?"

"..."

Lin Qing is dazed for a moment. Meeting those smiling, flirtatious eyes, she can only feel her breathing go haywire and can't find an answer.

But the snark in her mind keeps going.

#Danger, danger, danger#

#Men are all rotten#

And now, a big recommendation for a fun, sweet little story by a friend:

[Showbiz] The CEO Is Three and a Half This Year by Zhaozhao Ya

Tianrun Entertainment discovers that its sworn rival, Dayu Entertainment, is acting very strangely. The company was about to go bankrupt and shut down, but suddenly it's come roaring back to life.

A top-tier magazine, 3S scripts, luxury brand endorsements, praise from state television... Where is a company they were about to crush getting all these resources?!

What's more, the company's artists keep trending for all sorts of baffling reasons:

Artist No. 1:

#Streamer, your pig got out!#

Artist No. 2:

#Hilarious little junior with a surprising side#

When the male lead is in danger, the junior says: I'll handle it!

When the female lead is in danger, the junior says: I'll handle it!

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A washed-up starlet makes a blazing comeback with a smash-hit film, wins Best Actress, and joins the ranks of serious performers. The next day, rumors and scandals about her "powerful backer" flood the internet, with rival companies subtly fanning the flames. At the company's press conference, the "mysterious backer" appears, and the servers crash...

At the press conference, CEO Lu Zhizhi, in a puffed-up dress and too short to see over the podium, huffs and puffs her way up. Then, clutching the microphone, she shouts with all her might, "I'm the CEO!"

To save the entertainment company from bankruptcy and dissolution, Lu Zhizhi and the members of the think tank behind her, all from a wealthy family's kindergarten, each show off their talents.

Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day