Dawn Records [Western Fantasy]

Legend has it that the church's banned book, The Black Chronicle, contains the following passage: "After the Lord of Light and the Dark Emperor joined together, the world fell into chaos, and the lines between good and evil, light and darkness, were lost. So they raised Heaven above the clouds and moved Hell underground, then retreated from the world and disappeared from public view. Before long, when signs of chaos appear in the world, the Child of Miracles, who embodies both light and darkness, will be sent into the mortal realm by the two supreme beings to bring about brilliance and glory..." Lord of Light: "Wait, what kind of nonsense are you writing?" Dark Emperor: "My retirement letter." Lord of Light: "...Huh?" Dark Emperor: "And a prophecy for our child." Lord of Light: "The Pope in my church is definitely going to call that nonsense and ban it! Stop right now, you literary-minded idiot!!!" Three minutes later. Lord of Light: "By the way, you did make sure our little boy is settled in properly, right?" Dark Emperor: "Of course. I dressed him in a pink dress and put him in a suitcase." Lord of Light: "...I must have been blind to fall for a literary-minded idiot like you! I've told you so many times, that's our son! Our son! He's not a girl, so why are you putting him in a dress?" Dark Emperor: "But he looks cute this way." Lord of Light: "I know he's cute, but what if he grows up with a cross-dressing fetish?!" Ku Luoni Ka: "Hmm? You're curious why I'm still wearing women's clothes? Haha, of course it's so I can see Dao En's face when I pin him beneath me while dressed like this~" Dao En: "...Get lost." P.S. Though he's got a cross-dressing fetish, the protagonist is so aggressively top-like... Dao En, the official top, says the pressure is killing him!!! Come check out my other stories, dear, and follow my author page! ww