[Blurb]
A so-called 'sadist' is 'someone with a tendency to torment others, someone who enjoys bullying people to satisfy themselves.'
--The explanation above comes from [Bleep--] Encyclopedia (What did you censor? It'll get swallowed, right? Bleep Girl will swallow it, won't she?!)
A so-called 'masochist' is... the opposite of a sadist. (Hey, that's enough!!)
'Sadists' and 'masochists' make up this rotten world. (Are you Shinsuke? You aren't even 170 centimeters tall!!)
'Gintama' is an anime featuring all kinds of sadists and masochists and sadists and masochists and sadists and masochists and glasses. [In all seriousness] (What kind of review is that? You'll get chopped up!!!)
'Kotoba' means 'words' or 'speech,' and it's also the name of this story's heroine. Personally, I think the heroine and the word 'Kotoba' don't go together at all, but never mind that. It's just like how Takasugi is clearly not tall, yet he's still called 'Takasugi'; Otae doesn't have any of the ladylike grace suggested by 'Tae,' yet she's still called 'Tae'; and Elizabeth doesn't remotely look like the queen of the browless clan, yet she's still named 'Elizabeth.' These things are all just clouds, clouds~ [You'll get your legs chopped off and be bombarded by the director, won't you? Hey!!!!]
Hey, what kind of blurb is this? It has nothing to do with the story at all!!!
--You wrote this blurb yourself...
Well~ never mind that. Let's get straight to the story~ Ahahaha~ Ahahahaha~~
--Don't turn your head away and change the subject out of guilt, you bastard!!!
[Notes]
(1) Written on a whim. OOC ahead, so read with care.
(2) The author is in their first year of high school, completely deranged and utterly shameless. The type who goes, 'Oh, this is such a hassle. Oh, I can't think of a joke. Oh, I'm out of inspiration. Well, I'll go do my homework first.' You might want to wait until there's more to read.
(3) There are all kinds of random references. If you don't get them, it doesn't mean you and the author have nothing in common, and it doesn't mean there's something wrong with your IQ. The author just forgot to take their meds. [Advertisement: HZY brand intelligence pills. You deserve them.]
(4) The heroine isn't a Mary Sue. The author firmly believes that you can't gain an ability without paying a price, so the author has removed the transmigration cheat perks and original heroine perks. If you think she's too much of a Mary Sue or this isn't to your taste, the author understands. Everyone has different tastes. Just repeat 'The author is a goofball' to yourself, then click the top right to leave.
(5) The male lead is set: definitely Okita Sougo. [Though my one true love is big brother, I still think I should pair up with Sougo.]
(6) Updates are irregular. Let me say it again: updates are irregular, but I absolutely won't abandon this story. Feel free to come leave comments and trade blows and lashings with me, the author. [That's enough already.]
Sister, you really should give up the trap, right?
If the title is getting longer and longer, can it still be called a title? I don't have the lung capacity of Xiaojiu and the others! If someone who has disappeared disappears and suddenly comes back to give people hope, it is as disgusting as eating ice cream in the summer and thinking it is about to melt, only to find that it has not melted and when you were about to lick it, it dripped onto your hand but you didn't bring a tissue!
I said sky. . . Your chapter Yanye Girl is a bit OCC [Don't Hit Me] and is an 8-year-old baby that mature? Hey, do you think it's Mr. Ke Bi? ! And: Don't ignore the joint article I wrote, you scumbag friend, I wrote it very seriously after all (?) Okay, please fill in the advertisement for me, bastard - what, by the way, help me register a pen name [Hey!
Sky, can you return that book from the Department of Mysteries to school as soon as possible? Panda sent a text message to urge TAT
I can only tell you who stopped your phone from being turned on. . . —I said you might die if you turn on your mobile phone. Is it so hard to charge? You see, Apple fans are good kids who never stay up all night and go home to charge every day.
Ah ha ha ha ha~
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Sister, you really should give up the trap, right?
If the title is getting longer and longer, can it still be called a title? I don't have the lung capacity of Xiaojiu and the others! If someone who has disappeared disappears and suddenly comes back to give people hope, it is as disgusting as eating ice cream in the summer and thinking it is about to melt, only to find that it has not melted and when you were about to lick it, it dripped onto your hand but you didn't bring a tissue!
I said sky. . . Your chapter Yanye Girl is a bit OCC [Don't Hit Me] and is an 8-year-old baby that mature? Hey, do you think it's Mr. Ke Bi? ! And: Don't ignore the joint article I wrote, you scumbag friend, I wrote it very seriously after all (?) Okay, please fill in the advertisement for me, bastard - what, by the way, help me register a pen name [Hey!
Sky, can you return that book from the Department of Mysteries to school as soon as possible? Panda sent a text message to urge TAT I can only tell you who stopped your phone from being turned on. . . —I said you might die if you turn on your mobile phone. Is it so hard to charge? You see, Apple fans are good kids who never stay up all night and go home to charge every day.
Ah ha ha ha ha~ [PS: I love this silver-fucking style article! PS of PS: like and praise! PS's PS's PS: Is CP the prince of shaking S? That's great PS of PS of PS of PS: Wobenmingyinmulang PS of PS of PS of PS of PS: I am a Chong Shen party! PS of PS of PS of PS of PS: ... Gone]