[Naruto] Not the Official Couple

A butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazon rainforest, and two weeks later it might cause a tornado in Texas, USA. This is the butterfly effect. When a modern girl transmigrates into the world of Hokage, already altered by several other transmigrators, and becomes an orphaned version of Sakura Haruno, the storm sparked by the butterfly effect is still raging. "Not Yahiko. I'm Pain. Madara said you need a striking name to make your way in the world." ← One of the Six Paths, who for some reason is alive and well and becoming more and more of a clown "Our goal is to break up the canon couples." ← Obito Uchiha, inexplicably turned into a woman by a transmigrator and now inhabited by someone else "Spotting a relationship and appropriately reading which way the wind is blowing is an essential quality for anyone in the media." ← Black and White Zetsu, who somehow ended up becoming a paparazzo. Seriously, what the hell? Thus, when the ambitious Madara Uchiha awakens again after many years, he can't help feeling that this world is doing its best to make him laugh. #Why did the promised successor run off to be a Kakashi stalker# #Why did my promised Will of Fire turn into tabloid journalism# #Why are the Tailed Beasts running all over the place instead of being captured# ↑↑↑ This is the story of a transmigrated version of Sakura Haruno, who gets taken in and raised by a transmigrated version of Obito. ↑↑↑ It is also the story of a broken Sakura Haruno joining the Akatsuki and landing Deidara as her girlfriend. The pairings are all mixed up. Includes KakaObi and Yahiko/Konan. Although Deidara is the male lead, there are hints of an all-Sakura harem. Depending on reader feedback, there may be other characters' route endings. Slightly Mary Sue! Because this silly author has a terminal case of obsessive-compulsive disorder, the original Scorpion fanfic draft has been rewritten into this story. Each new chapter unlocks one more chapter. Theme: Naruto het