[Artificial Thunder] [Fake Fuji, Real Sanada] Artificially Setting Off a Thunderous Storm

Fake pairing: Fuji x Sanada (pure parody) Actual pairings: Atobe x Fuji, Sanada x Yukimura, Yanagi x Kirihara, Yagyuu x Niou, and others. 1. The Fuji x Sanada setup comes from that legendary Sanada image in the Prince of Tennis crack-fic thread on XQ: "I can't find Shusuke. I've searched all over Tokyo and can't find Shusuke. I've searched all over Japan and can't find Shusuke. I thought Shusuke didn't want me anymore. I thought he thought I was a nuisance, so he didn't want me anymore. Shusuke doesn't hate me, right?" When I saw it, a stampede of mythical beasts charged through my mind, and then I laughed for sixty seconds! It was so brainwashing! So brainwashing! That's why I came up with this story, to wash my brain back clean. There's an artificially contrived, horribly cringeworthy bit in the middle. Beware if that's a sore spot! It's really cringe-inducing! _(:з)∠)_ I can't bring myself to go back to the crack-fic thread yet. I rushed over to read a few pages and had to lean against the wall in shock. If I've misunderstood the whole Shusuke-searching joke, I'll lie flat and let you all pinch my chubby bits. 2. In this story, the captains are college freshmen. It's exhausting enough for middle schoolers to play killer tennis, fall in love, and grow taller all at once. _(:з)∠)_ 3. The "Fuji conquers the captains" joke comes from a Bilibili comment during Fuji and Kite's doubles match in The Prince of Tennis: The Two Samurais, The First Game. 4. Other than Ryoga Echizen, no other characters from The New Prince of Tennis appear. It's still being serialized, and I don't know how to write about it, so I decided to leave it out. Theme: