This Young Master's Road to Revenge

Liu Xun, surrounded by a rainbow-colored halo, has a shameful past.

One day, he went to a male brothel looking for fun. Because of his looks, a woman flirted with him. She wasn't an ordinary woman, either. She was the emperor's woman, Consort Xiang. Unaware of this, Liu Xun inexplicably became someone else's unwitting father, was accused of having an affair with the imperial consort, and had to go on the run.

In the end, well, this "adulterer" didn't elope with the "□" after all. Instead, he got together with her man.

Liu Xun: Now it's time for the two of us to have a cute little exchange.

Li Liu: Shouldn't we be discussing how to turn the tables right now?

Liu Xun: Yeah.

Li Liu: What the hell? We haven't even had sex, so what is there to discuss?

Liu Xun: It's fine. You're the emperor, so you're the bottom.

Li Liu: ...How did you arrive at that conclusion?

Liu Xun: →_→ Have you never read a story where men give birth? Doesn't the idea of an emperor giving birth sound unexpectedly exciting?

Li Liu: (scowling) ...I'm really sorry I can't get pregnant.

Liu Xun: It's fine. I won't hold it against you, even if that's the case.

Li Liu: … (I'm spraying blood all over your face, damn it!)

Wang Han: After trying so hard to get noticed, I've finally made it into the blurb.

Liu Xun: (patting his thigh) Come on, sit here.

Li Liu: Are you pretending I don't exist?

This story's morals are a little questionable (actually, they're completely messed up, okay?), and melodrama gets splashed around every day without anyone ever thinking there's too much. Be careful before jumping in and all that. Sigh, after thinking about it, I decided that a tacky title like this suits me after all.

I really tried to write a one-on-one romance, but failed anyway, ORZ. Whenever someone appears, they end up flirting with the protagonist. I'm beyond help. So it's actually a fake harem story... I'm getting more and more nervous as I write. What if I turn the ending into a harem, ORZ?

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