Bad RP, Bad Luck, and a Face Full of Blood

Among the countless authors on Jinjiang, there is one named Yan Yun Shaoguang. You don't need to know her real name. Just call her Yan Yun (or Yun Yun, if you want to be cheesy). She claims to "always have a divine plot twist (yeah, right)." Her stories have questionable values and absolutely no standards, and will leave you drenched in blood. What's more, she specializes in abandoning stories OR ending them badly, leaving them unpopular and earning endless curses from readers. At last, one day, the "If I don't screw you over, who will?" transmigration System was ready. It selected Yan Yun, whose luck was the absolute worst within a hundred li... [Beep! System successfully loaded.] [Beep! Transmigration function activated. First-time activation method: sneeze.] [Beep! Friendly reminder to Host: You may remain silent, but if you sneeze, you will transmigrate.] Yan Yun: (#°Д°) What the hell? This can't be real... [Beep! System...] Yan Yun: Beep beep beep... Beep your sister! [The System is very displeased. Host's game mode has been automatically adjusted to Nightmare mode.] Yan Yun: Hehahahaha... Damn it, this has to be a hallucination. [The System smiles without speaking.] Theme: