A group of people were talking about what majors they wanted to pursue.
L: Hmm, I want to study clinical medicine, combining Chinese and Western medicine... But it's a five-year program. That's so long...
Me: I want to study architecture! Ah, I love architecture so much!
Then I happily asked him, "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, what do you want to study?"
Xiao Huang frowned, then looked hopeful and gave a mischievous grin. "I want to study 'the appreciation and experience of beautiful women.'"
Me: ...
Fine, you win. You lecher! I really want to smack you twice across the face, pow, pow!