Criminal Delusion

My name is Yu Zhilu, and I'm a criminal psychologist. I've met all kinds of people with psychological disorders. I taught them how ordinary people think and discussed mainstream values with them. Later, I realized that I had become psychologically disordered, too. So I began to wonder: What is normal, and what isn't? What does it mean to be alive, and what does it mean to commit a crime? Much later, I made a decision... I saw my purple-red eye sockets and bruised, swollen mouth in the glass door. I grinned at myself. I was very pleased with how hideous I looked. With both hands in my pockets, I walked out of the supermarket. At midnight, the fog rolled in. Content warnings: First-person narration, the bottom is a lunatic, bottom-focused. A lighthearted, melodramatic, silly little story. This is not a sophisticated novel like a mystery or criminal psychology story. Also known as: The Bizarre Drift of a Split-Personality Bottom; The Scandalous Tales of a Split-Personality Bottom and a Burly Top; How to Pick Up a Split-Personality Bottom By Perverted Chest Hair