Taking Danmei All the Way

McDangdang: "Look, this university has such a great atmosphere. There's even a sign on the lawn that says, 'The grass is gentle, afraid of your feet.'" Kendeya: "Try reading the fourth character in each phrase with the fourth tone." McDangdang: "O-O" McDangdang: "Wow, look at this school's great rules. I've never seen such a thick copy of the Analects." Kendeya: "That's for you to use when you're late." McDangdang looked horrified. "As a punishment, I have to copy it?" Kendeya: "No, you have to recite it loudly enough for all twenty thousand people at this school to hear." So... should I tell you this is the product of my fantasies about Colonel Sanders and Uncle McDonald...? Theme: