After a chuunibyou young man transmigrates into a charlatan, he's told that he's become a System of unknown origins.
And he has to complete missions to level up?!!! Damn it!
He didn't even know Systems had to level up when he played video games... Fine.
Can someone tell him where the promised cool human form is, and what's with this head of green hair?
He's not a plant, is he? Right?
This is an uplifting story about a hypocritical System growing into a better person [quietly crossed out]
Fine, this is a story about a novice System growing up to become a tempting bottom.
1. He really, really wants muscles, damn it!!
2. He really, really wants cool, badass skills, damn it!!
3. He really, really wants to grow taller, damn it!!
4. He really, really wants a cute girl, damn it!!
5. He really, really wants to escape these guys who call themselves kings but are actually a bunch of sticky rice cakes that won't come off, damn it!!
[Fake Immortal: Heh heh heh. That's impossible, kid.]
Kid? Your whole family are kids! I'll smash you a hundred times, a hundred times, a hundred times...
Even if the protagonist is tired of it all, that's fine, right? As long as it's shameless, you'll all like it, right?!! [Rips up all remaining dignity] Dear readers, please bookmark it.
This is a danmei story. Slow burn.
Please show your support~
Updates are irregular~~~~~ I absolutely won't abandon it QVVVQ
I beg you for an update! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Great, please update QAQ
I catch the bird full of love, so I say it's time to wake up, how can I fix it?
Damn, you've dug a hole again and filled it all up.