[Fate] The Universe's Black Sludge, Right in Your Face

← Cover art thanks to Bai Mingjian from [Ruobai Art Shop]. The Holy Grail has turned into a cute girl in no time, hasn't it? =.=

Once upon a time, there was a miserable Holy Grail.

It was very lonely and wanted to go out and play.

But it only got the chance to go out once every sixty years. After finally getting to leave, it was sent right back by a group of people. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Holy Grail: TAT I just wanna go out and play with the kids! Why won't you let me go? You're all meanies! TAT

Mysterious Person A: No, I think it's because you're too terrifying, Master. =_,=

Holy Grail: TAT How am I terrifying? It's not like my skin is just a little dark... Yours is dark too!

Mysterious Person B: =w= Holy Grail-chan, it's time for class!

Holy Grail, throwing a tantrum: QAQ I don't wanna go to class! I haven't even gone out to play yet!

Mysterious Person B: Holy Grail-chan, are you really not coming? =w=+

Holy Grail, trembling: I-I'll go! I'll go, okay? TAT

Mysterious Person A: Pfft, hahahaha! Who could have guessed you'd be so adorably foolish, Master!

Mysterious Person B: =w=+ [Bleep]-chan, you're coming too~

Mysterious Person A: OAO Oh... I-I'll come... Don't glare at me like that! I'll go now, okay? =angry=|||

As you can see, this is truly a story that brings tears to the eyes of anyone who hears it or sees it. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ [Not really]

A friendly note before reading:

The title and blurb are just there to fool you (hey!). Unless something unexpected happens, this is a serious story, probably...

This story is wish-fulfillment, with a Mary Sue heroine, out-of-character portrayals, and a plot gone off the rails.

This story mainly follows the Fifth Holy Grail War, not the Fourth. It's everyday life, aimed at girls. Read with caution!

Feel free to criticize, but don't hit me in the face! [Runs away, covering face]