The actual blurb (all over the place):
Perfected Yuheng: Ah Jiu, how about I take you to town on my flying sword to steal some wine one of these days?
Jiu Jin, delighted: Master is wise! Master is mighty!
Not long after, they return from stealing wine, both reeking of alcohol, and the secret gets out.
Grandmaster Uncle: Who was the ringleader?
Perfected Yuheng gives Jiu Jin, kneeling behind him, a pinch.
Jiu Jin instantly wells up with tears: Ah! It was me! I begged Master to take me!
Grandmaster Uncle remains unmoved: Yuheng, you've taken a disciple and you're still this unruly. Go kneel in the hall for two hours, and you'll go without dinner tonight.
Perfected Yuheng: ... (TAT! Th-this isn't fair!)
P.S. This is the Chronicles of Peach Pit, not the Chronicles of Walnut, okay! [Just ignore the typo on the cover.]
Also, I'm a terrible author. I usually only notice the plot holes in my chapters after I publish them... so there'll probably be frequent little revisions _(:з"∠)_
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The big article is very good, full of ancient charm, I like it ~ I am a peach, a penguin collar and no children, so I have five or eight utensils, you know ~ hehe
Very good. I quite like it.
Dear, can I link to you???
Mo Mo Da #^_^# is well written! A handful of flowers, and Young Master Mo is also a newcomer, both from the fairy tale novel (