A certain woman curiously picked up a rectangular box and examined it, muttering, "Love Worry-Free Poison Mushrooms? What in the world is this?" She held the box and studied it carefully. Seeing the words "as thin as a cicada's wing" on it, she read on, growing more and more suspicious. Suddenly it dawned on her. Oh my god, wasn't this the legendary raincoat for a guy's little brother?! Her face flushed bright red. She hurriedly put the box back on the shelf and looked around. Thankfully, no one was looking her way. Just as she was about to breathe a sigh of relief, she caught a man watching her with an amused smile.
A certain woman drew a "100-million-yuan banknote" and tossed it to him. "Here, one hundred million yuan in exchange for a lifetime of peace and happiness. Deal?"
A certain man glanced at her. "Thanks, but I'm not short on toilet paper."
A certain woman was caught cheating by the exam proctor and protested innocently, "Teacher, I was just looking for inspiration."
A certain man swayed his head as he recited a poem: "Falling petals are not heartless things; they turn to spring mud to nourish the flowers."
A certain woman cried, "You're so lewd!"
The man blinked innocently.
The woman hesitated, the corner of her mouth twitching. "Uh... I'm the lewd one!"
The man grinned wickedly.
A certain woman narrowed her eyes. "Do you really think Liu Xiahui kept his virtue when sitting beside a woman?"
A certain man stepped back. "Didn't he?"
The woman grinned wickedly. "That's because he was impotent!"
The man fell silent.
The woman pounced on him. "I have a weakness, and that is lust!"
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Could it be Changzhou and Suzhou?
Could it be Changzhou and Suzhou?
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I just tried reading it. The author's writing is good. I will keep reading it!