HP: Please Call Me Saint Ray (Voldemort X Poppy Pomfrey)

What would Hogwarts be like if a sharp-tongued but soft-hearted nurse from the 21st century transmigrated into Poppy Pomfrey, Hogwarts' famous invisible Boss? It would be quite a lively place. Scene One: Damn it, couldn't you people just stop getting hurt? You know, bandaging you all is exhausting. (She speaks harshly, but gently bandages the student's wound.) Scene Two: Oh, come on, you again? My potions are expensive, and Horace won't help me pay for them. You... (She speaks harshly, but carefully feeds a potion to the student lying helplessly in bed.) Scene Three: Which house and year are you in? Don't you know how tired I am every day? How did you end up malnourished? I'm the school doctor, not the school chef. You have to finish all of this today, or you're not leaving here on your own two feet. Pairing: Voldemort. This story is a huge minefield. The protagonist is extremely saintly, and the characters have been changed so much that only their names are recognizable. If that bothers you, don't read.