Oh, Showing Off Your Love

My roommate calls his significant other every night to show off how lovey-dovey they are, and he even gloats about it. The lonely uke is furious! Provoked by his roommate, he decides to get off the singles list. He's a total shut-in, so he posts on Weibo looking for someone to pretend to be his sweetheart over the phone. Then a scheming seme shows up to hit on him... Don't Call Me Gege ╰_╯: #Looking for someone to have lovey-dovey phone calls with# My roommate calls his sweetheart every night to show off how in love they are, and it's getting to this lonely poster. But the poster is a total shut-in and a pure, innocent virgin (covers face) with no dating experience, so there's no way he can find a partner and take his roommate down a peg anytime soon. But I can't stand my roommate's smug look. So what if he has a girlfriend! That's why I'm posting this, hoping someone will come to my rescue and help me get even. If you're interested, send me a private message and we'll discuss the details. Please note: there is absolutely no compensation. This is entirely a VOLUNTEER SERVICE! May good people enjoy a peaceful life O(∩_∩)O This story won't be very long. The inspiration for the plot above really did come from my roommate getting under my skin ↑ Image found online. If it's yours and you object, I'll delete it right away. If you can't see updates, change www in the webpage address to my. body{background:url(http://img14.poco.cn/mypoco/myphoto/20130212/13/6449848220130212133117042.jpg) fixed repeat;background-color:#9FD69F} Audio drama: click here http://vdisk.weibo.com/lc/2iuWEuK2vB9ENwIPX5T Password: JX96 Theme: