Two Backup Lovers Get Together

Backup choice 1: Kael'thas Sunstrider, Blood Elf prince, secretly in love with the goddess Jaina. His famous line: "You really think I'd entrust my fate to a blind, crude, lowly Night Elf mongrel?" Backup choice 2: Illidan Stormrage, Malfurion's younger brother, secretly in love with the goddess Tyrande. No... famous... lines... The pairings are as above. Top and bottom undecided. Set in World of Warcraft. A short parody with all sorts of humorous commentary. Don't take it seriously. Expected to finish in under 10,000 words.